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Death by vapourisation. Google pitches in with this fine summary:

• annihilation by vaporizing something
• the process of becoming a vapor

I especially enjoyed the former. It combines the blatantly obvious with grammar on the verge of going bad, much like you might find here. I digress, however.

Clearly, this method involves some pain, not to mention being incredibly difficult to pull off. The chief hassle is staying alive whilst your body melts (this isn't Death by melting, eh?). To that end, I would suggest:

• Reading North and South. That book has voodoo powers.
• Reading Gadadhar's blog. You'll keep your life just to take his.
• Fellatio. You'll stay alive in most cases (read below).

This is clearly a comprehensive list. You are now a few facts richer.

And now, a Statuatory Warning from the government that Remembered Poland (TM): Vapourize responsibly. Don't leave a mess for others to clean up.